A woman bought a new Lexus LS400, and returned the next day,
> > complaining that she couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The
> > salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
> > "Watch this!" he said..."Nelson!"
> > The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
> > "Willie!" he continued....and "On The Road Again" came from the
> > speakers.
> > The woman drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time
> > she'd say, "Beethoven", she'd get beautiful classical music, and if
> > she said, "Beatles!" she'd get one of their awesome songs.
> > One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed her new car,
> > but she swerved in time to avoid them.
> > "IDIOTS!" she yelled.
> > John Kerry came on and introduced the French National Anthem, sung
> > by the Dixie Chicks...