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Lexus LS400

A woman bought a new Lexus LS400, and returned the next day,
> > complaining that she couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The
> > salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
> >
> > "Watch this!" he said..."Nelson!"
> >
> > The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
> >
> > "Willie!" he continued....and "On The Road Again" came from the
> > speakers.
> >
> > The woman drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time
> > she'd say, "Beethoven", she'd get beautiful classical music, and if
> > she said, "Beatles!" she'd get one of their awesome songs.
> >
> > One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed her new car,
> > but she swerved in time to avoid them.
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> > "IDIOTS!" she yelled.
> >
> > John Kerry came on and introduced the French National Anthem, sung
> > by the Dixie Chicks...
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Re: Lexus LS400

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Originally Posted by ND4SPD
A woman bought a new Lexus LS400, and returned the next day,
> > complaining that she couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The
> > salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
> >
> > "Watch this!" he said..."Nelson!"
> >
> > The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
> >
> > "Willie!" he continued....and "On The Road Again" came from the
> > speakers.
> >
> > The woman drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time
> > she'd say, "Beethoven", she'd get beautiful classical music, and if
> > she said, "Beatles!" she'd get one of their awesome songs.
> >
> > One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed her new car,
> > but she swerved in time to avoid them.
> >
> > "IDIOTS!" she yelled.
> >
> > John Kerry came on and introduced the French National Anthem, sung
> > by the Dixie Chicks...




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don't quit your day job, youngster!
c'mon wilson, you know if it would have said bush you would have thought it to be funny! I would have!
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c'mon wilson, you know if it would have said bush you would have thought it to be funny! I would have!

I dunno what you're talking about!

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c'mon wilson, you know if it would have said bush you would have thought it to be funny! I would have!
He's just bitter 'cuz he's still riding a Yammie
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He's just bitter 'cuz he's still riding a Yammie



damnit, I have been found out....have some pity on me ND, I am still working on that...

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Re: Lexus LS400

Time to bring the car back to Lexus for voice calibration. Something's wrong, I believe.

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