1. We will always respect you for your conservative beliefs. We will never, ever, call you "unpatriotic" simply because you disagree with us. In fact, we encourage you to dissent and disagree with us.
Nope but he will call you Hitler
2. We will let you marry whomever you want, even when some of us consider your behavior to be "different" or "immoral." Who you marry is none of our business. Love and be in love -- it's a wonderful gift.
But they will mandate that you pay for that choice of marriage if you happen to employ someone that you disagree with.
3. We will not spend your grandchildren's money on our personal whims or to enrich our friends. It's your checkbook, too, and we will balance it for you.
This is total Blue Sheep. It will be your checkbook, unless it is taken in taxes. As far as the personal whims wait for the increase in entitlement programs (see #5)
4. When we soon bring our sons and daughters home from Iraq, we will bring your sons and daughters home, too. They deserve to live. We promise never to send your kids off to war based on either a mistake or a lie.
Or in self defense. They will only send the army out as a meals on wheels program or under control of someone else (preferably in a blue helmet)
5. When we make America the last Western democracy to have universal health coverage, and all Americans are able to get help when they fall ill, we promise that you, too, will be able to see a doctor, regardless of your ability to pay. And when stem cell research delivers treatments and cures for diseases that affect you and your loved ones, we'll make sure those advances are available to you and your family, too.
Socialism rules and government does things more efficiently. As for stem cells they will take my money by force to experiment on the prematurely murdered children (just like the Reich) Of course without my money the drug companies could still research stem cells (even adult ones) but again government is so much more efficient.
6. Even though you have opposed environmental regulation, when we clean up our air and water, we, the Democratic majority, will let you, too, breathe the cleaner air and drink the purer water.
More Blue Sheep. The differences between Clinton and Bush are neglible and we have improved the quality of our environment in recent times. Of course you will be banned from using your own land or driving the vehicle of your choice unless you are a star, named Kennedy or Kerry.
7. Should a mass murderer ever kill 3,000 people on our soil, we will devote every single resource to tracking him down and bringing him to justice. Immediately. We will protect you.
But they will regulate the slaughter of children as a right. Oh and devote a much resources as to the USS Cole or first bombing of NY
8. We will never stick our nose in your bedroom or your womb. What you do there as consenting adults is your business. We will continue to count your age from the moment you were born, not the moment you were conceived.
Hey maybe even you MAMBLA members can come out of the closet.
9. We will not take away your hunting guns. If you need an automatic weapon or a handgun to kill a bird or a deer, then you really aren't much of a hunter and you should, perhaps, pick up another sport. We will make our streets and schools as free as we can from these weapons and we will protect your children just as we would protect ours.
2nd ammendment is NOT about hunting. Also Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun
10. When we raise the minimum wage, we will pay you -- and your employees -- that new wage, too. When women are finally paid what men make, we will pay conservative women that wage, too.
You will pay nothing nor make anything, rather you will take from the producers to redestribute the gains to your dependants.
11. We will respect your religious beliefs, even when you don't put those beliefs into practice. In fact, we will actively seek to promote your most radical religious beliefs ("Blessed are the poor," "Blessed are the peacemakers," "Love your enemies," "It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God," and "Whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers of mine, you did for me."). We will let people in other countries know that God doesn't just bless America, he blesses everyone. We will discourage religious intolerance and fanaticism -- starting with the fanaticism here at home, thus setting a good example for the rest of the world.
PLEASE, before you take money from anyone else by force and call it virtuous give YOUR money and live modestly.
12. We will not tolerate politicians who are corrupt and who are bought and paid for by the rich. We will go after any elected leader who puts him or herself ahead of the people. And we promise you we will go after the corrupt politicians on our side FIRST. If we fail to do this, we need you to call us on it. Simply because we are in power does not give us the right to turn our heads the other way when our party goes astray. Please perform this important duty as the loyal opposition.
If true fine. I can give you a list of politicians from both parties if you want to start the purge.