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post #1 of 8 Old 10-16-2008, 8:20 PM Thread Starter
 
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Political Joke...

So Barrack Obama is standing in line at the gates of Heaven. He is waiting patiently for his turn to prove to God that he belongs in Heaven and not in Hell.

When it comes to his turn God simply asks him "What have you accomplished in your life that you would be granted a place in Heaven.

Obama replies " I was President of the United States"

God asks "When?"

Obama replies "For about 5 minutes"
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"Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici"
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Re: Political Joke...

Wasn't sure if anyone would get it...
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Re: Political Joke...

Obama probably will !!!

sadly!
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Re: Political Joke...

Liked it. That one is forward worthy.

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Re: Political Joke...

The Presidential election was too close to call. Neither the Republican
candidate nor the Democratic candidate had enough votes to win. There was
much talk about ballot recounting, court challenges, etc., but a week-long
ice fishing competition seemed the sportsmanlike way to settle things. The
candidate that caught the most fish at the end of the week would win the
election.

Therefore, it was decided that there should be an ice fishing contest
between the two candidates to determine the winner.

After much of back and forth discussion, it was decided that the contest
take place on a remote frozen lake in northern Minnesota .

There were to be no observers present, and both men were to be sent out
separately on this isolated lake and return at 5 P.M. with their catch for
counting and verification by a team of neutral parties. At the end of the
first day, John Mc. returned to the starting line and he had ten fish.

Soon, Obama returned and had no fish. Well, everyone assumed he was just
having another 'bad hair' day or something and hopefully, he would catch up
the next day.

At the end of the 2nd day John Mc. came in with 20 fish and Obama came in
again with none.

That evening, Harry Reid got together secretly with Obama and said, 'Obama,
I think John Mc. is a low-life, cheating son-of-a-gun. I want you to go out
tomorrow and don't even bother with fishing. Just spy on him and see just
how he is cheating.'

The next night (after John Mc. returns with 50 fish), Harry said to Obama,
'Well, tell me, how is John Mc. cheating?'

Obama replied, 'Harry, you're not going to believe this, but he's cutting
holes in the ice.'

Just goes to show you, Experience Does Count
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Re: Political Joke...

That was a good one.

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Re: Political Joke...

I thought that would really be the case but he is still at it.
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