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DUX 07-22-2005 9:13 PM

Old Joke
 
I was reminded of an old joke today. Sorry if you've heard it a thousand times before, but here it is for those who haven't:

Wife and husband are sitting at dinner. The wife breaks the silence with a question:

Wife: "Honey, if I were to die, would you remarry?"

Husband: "No of course not."

Wife: "Why not? Everyone needs companionship."

Husband: "Because dear, if you were gone I'd never find another woman I'd be as happy with."

Wife: "So you wouldn't even date?"

Husband, after a pause: "Well, maybe eventually, after I got over the whole thing."

Wife, looking a little hurt now: "Really? You'd consider having a girlfriend? Would you take her to play golf every week like we do?"

Husband, a little annoyed at the questioning now: "I don't know about every week, but if she liked golf I'd probably take her."

Wife, even more hurt and a little upset: "You wouldn't let her use my clubs would you?"

Husband: "No, of course not, she's left handed."

Wife: Silence

Husband: ".........$hit"

:D

dbgoff 07-22-2005 11:44 PM

Re: Old Joke
 
hehehe......

phobiaphobe 07-23-2005 12:14 AM

Re: Old Joke
 
THought of the day:

Men are either hungry or horny; if they're not hungry, make them a sandwich.

maxib 07-23-2005 9:41 AM

Re: Old Joke
 
What prompted your memory dux? Were you thinking about going out to play a little golf? :eyebrows:

DUX 07-23-2005 11:00 AM

Re: Old Joke
 
LOL no. A buddy of mine was telling it to someone yesterday. I'll golf on a regular basis when I get too old to ride bikes (which will be never.) :D

abtech 07-23-2005 6:34 PM

Re: Old Joke
 
Golf: If it can't kill you, it ain't a sport . . .

dbgoff 07-23-2005 8:38 PM

Re: Old Joke
 
It could kill you the way I play....ever seen Happy Gilmore...lol

Tornado bait 07-23-2005 10:01 PM

Re: Old Joke
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by dbgoff
It could kill you the way I play....ever seen Happy Gilmore...lol

I have never laughed so hard at a movie in all my life.

"You eat **** for breakfast?!?"

And funny joke, DUX.:P


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