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Bacchus,

Ok, so I don't really know you but most of the other members seem to have your number on this issue so I thought I would give it a go. :D The instant I saw this ad, I thought.....That must be Bacchus.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=49999&item=2444521725

The weather here in Texas has taken a turn for the worse and I am bored out of my mind. So I have to have some fun at someone elses expense if possible. However, being a nice guy and all, like all of us other natural born Texans, I have offered up my own mug shot for your amusement. Lets just say that I am just slightly on the other end of the spectrum. :twofing:

http://home.austin.rr.com/vcoots/CBR/SittingOnTheBikeFullDress640x480.JPG

Enjoy,
Mavic
 

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Mavic, :moon:

But seriously, thanks for the opportunity to post whore yet again. You look like a sawed-off little sh*t yourself! (If 6' 3" is sawed off).

I think I have some bicycle rims named after you!
 

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I hate when people make fun of the vertically challenged!:mad:

Bastards.....

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Can't be....

Nah, that can't be Bacchus....that kid has at least 6 inches on him. Hahahaha Sorry Bacchus, just had to chime in on that one.

Dano
 

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Stop it! You guys are killing me!!!! ROTFLMAO :p :p :p :p :p :p :p

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Well, in defense of my buddy Bac...Actually, there are definite medical advantages to being shorter.

1) Heart doesn't have to work as hard to pump blood.

2) Less arterial clogging/clots due to improved circulation.

3) More energy due to less effort to move shorter limbs.

There are probably more, but those are the major ones I remember from the Discovery channel.

Nothing wrong with being short...but still nice find Mav. :rotfl:
 

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As a disadvantage....

Short people have to run to keep up with most people that can walk, therefore canceling out the less pumping of the heart
 

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ND4SPDSHO said:
As a disadvantage....

Short people have to run to keep up with most people that can walk, therefore canceling out the less pumping of the heart

Only if you're an elf. :biggrin:
 

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ND4SPDSHO said:
As a disadvantage....

Short people have to run to keep up with most people that can walk, therefore canceling out the less pumping of the heart
Since short people have a better brain - to - mass ratio than their taller, dimmer brethren, they're usually leading rather than following.
 

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Everybody sing it with me................
Short people got no reason, short people got no reason.
Short people got no reason to live.

Don't know that song? I guess it is a bit old............ :crap:
 

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Trunk Stuffers

I hope I haven't struck a nerve with the other trunk stuffers. :D

The vertically challenged are lucky and unlucky just like the rest of us.

1) Take up less space in any given area.
2) No one has a problem seeing over them at the movies.
3) Their motorcycles give better performance numbers. Assuming that they aren't 4h x 4w.
4) Can stand upright in most attics.
5) Can get into tight quarters without any contortion.
6) Make nice elbow rests.
7)Can fit well into most toddler seats if your buddy forgets to take out the seat before a trip
8) Fit nicely into car trunks or SUV cargo areas when all else fail
9) They can shop in the toddlers section and save the bucks for the bike.
10) They can be of average proportions and look like a porn star.
 
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