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Came across this story and thought i would share I couldn't stop laughing. How ever i feet really bad, poor guy if its really the cause...

A California man has sued BMW North America and a motorcycle-seat maker claiming that a four-hour round-trip ride on his 1993 BMW bike with a "ridge-like" seat gave him "a severe case of priapism (a persistent, lasting erection)" that's lasted 20 months and counting.

While there have been concerns about narrow "banana" bike seats causing loss of feeling in that area -- for men and women -- this is the first report we've seen of way too much.

The product liability lawsuit against BMW and well-known aftermarket seatmaker Corbin-Pacific (reported first by Courthouse News Service in California) was filed in California Superior Court in San Francisco last Thursday by Henry Wolf and his lawyer, Vernon Bradley of Sausalito.

The Wolf v. BMW lawsuit alleges that Wolf has continued to suffer the erection problem since the September 2010 ride -- and, as we know from Viagra ads, anything past four hours is a problem.

The lawsuit for emotional distress says Wolf is "now is unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish."

According to the lawsuit, Wolf wants compensation from BMW and Corbin for lost wages, medical expenses, emotional distress and "general damage."

Man sues BMW for 20-month erection after bike ride
 

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thats hilarious!!! I just posted this in the Joke thread :rotfl:
I am wondering, though, if indeed he did have a stiffy, wouldn't any normal, rational person go to the doctor right away??? you would think after the first 2, 4, 6, 8, 10 hours he'd be panicking!
I do believe there is a limitation on self neglect, as if, I got a cut, but didn't treat it, got infection and finger fell off, now I sue the manufacturer because I failed to seek medical attention when it was OBVIOUSLY needed?
Seems pure stupid to me.
 

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If he got wood on a '93 BMW I wonder what would have happened if he rode an S1000RR. :idunno:
 

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If he got wood on a '93 BMW I wonder what would have happened if he rode an S1000RR. :idunno:
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

it probably would've just exploded....like ground beef in the shorts...:eek:
 
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