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A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their Colonoscopies:

1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!"

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."

6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."

8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"

10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

12. "God, now I know why I am not gay."

And the best one of them all...

13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?"
 

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Serial Thriller said:
My grandfather says his physician is so gentle, he sent him flowers. :rotfl:

edit: He was referring to his prostate exam, but I think it still applies.

:rotfl: :rotfl:
 

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I liked Billy Connolly's comment about his prostate exam. He was worried about looking his Dr in the eye during the procedure in case he winked :rotfl:
 

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RPinOZ said:
I liked Billy Connolly's comment about his prostate exam. He was worried about looking his Dr in the eye during the procedure in case he winked :rotfl:
I've also heard 'I didn't think much about it when the doc put his hand on my shoulder, but when I realized he had both hands on my shoulders...' :eek:
 
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