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Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Detroit Lions.

Q: What do the Detroit Lions and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."

Q: How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in Detroit in case of a tornado?
A: To Ford Field - they never get a touchdown there.

Q: What do you call a Detroit Lion with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.

Q: Why doesn't Grand Rapids have a professional football team?
A: Because then Detroit would want one.

Q: What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows -- and we may never find out.

Q: What do the Detroit Lions and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
 

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That's funny! :D

I wish we had a pro football team here in Minnesota so I could truly understand your angst. :shocked:
 

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Don't worry Ford will buy a single great running back and get you in the playoffs as a wild card. Then the fans will flock back and shower him with money for the next 4 years as he loses in the first round.

Abtech: you need sharpen on your avatar your sheep and text is to grainy :cool:
 

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CBRVFR said:
Q: Why doesn't Grand Rapids have a professional football team?
A: Because then Detroit would want one.
BTW, what community college is the Lions? :idunno:
 

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abtech said:
or ANY offensive line . . .
I heard he still wanted to play anoyher 5 years but with a team other than the lions and the owners would not release him from his contract.
:crap:
 
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