today I was making a grilled cheese and had a slice of butter sitting on a knife waiting for when I was gonna flip it and my father walks in and picks the piece of butter off and is about to eat it. I look at him and go "you know thats butter." He said he thought it was cheese. So I had to ask him if he just goes and eats anything sitting on the counter. His reply was "if it looks like food then I'm gonna eat it." So I've been making fun of him all day since. It's so hard to even stop myself from busting out laughing just thinking of it.