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:D :D Just had to post this little snippet of news :D :D

Study: Comfy bike seats could improve erections

New motorbike saddle study dispels 'impotence' rumours

Sitting on a comfortable motorcycle seat could help erection difficulties - that's the claim being made in a new study.

Last year, Visordown reported how researchers declared there was a possible link between motorbike riding and higher levels of impotence in men.
Well, the latest findings say entirely the opposite: New information said that not all men report lower levels of erectile dysfunction and that some men say that riding motorbikes actually improves it!

Scientists say that having a comfortable motorbike seat which put pressure on the right parts could in fact massage the buttocks and penile area which would arouse pleasurable sensations. Women riding motorbikes have also in been known to experience shimmy-inducing vibrations, which could go some way to explaining why the woman next door is always smiling when I see her out on her Ducati Monster.

So that's cleared that up. Comfortable seat = mucho stiffies.

Now where's that Corbin catalogue?
 

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Ye i can see me with a corbin seat, tassles and ape hangers on the blade just to get my butt massaged......i think the last thing i kneed when i'm getting the knee down is the wee man getting up
 

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i think the last thing i kneed when i'm getting the knee down is the wee man getting up
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And I thought it was a vibration thing,:eek: when all along it was old Mr Corbin making me starch my undies.:eyebrows:
 

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yeah the mrs said she used to enjoy the back seat of the VTR!!... cant say i get a boner every time i go for a ride though!!! would be a tad embarrassing at the petrol station wouldnt it! :O
 

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yeah the mrs said she used to enjoy the back seat of the VTR!!... cant say i get a boner every time i go for a ride though!!! would be a tad embarrassing at the petrol station wouldnt it! :O
Maybe the petrol stations got the info ahead of us and thats why you have to remove your helmet before paying.....just to see the embarassment:eek:
 

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i can just imagine it now... its a hot summers day and your john wayning into bp with a red face and your leathers are practically breaking off your todger... "can you remove your helmet please?"...:crying:
 

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:rotfl: :rotfl: I'm in fits of laughter here :rotfl: :rotfl:
 

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you wouldnt even be able to get away with the "tuck trick" where you tuck it up into your waistband to conceal your party sausage! you'd just have to take the pain... do you think it would help with wind resistance, the aerodynamics might give you an extra 2-3 miles an hour top end?.... :)
 

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do you think it would help with wind resistance, the aerodynamics might give you an extra 2-3 miles an hour top end?.... :)
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Or you could just remain in the racing crouch and tell them you've done your back in.....only prob with that it sticks in your belly button...Hmmm
 

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Or you could just remain in the racing crouch and tell them you've done your back in.....only prob with that it sticks in your belly button...Hmmm
:rotfl: Oh help... :rotfl: oh sh!t... :rotfl: my sides hurt.... :rotfl:
 

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Or you could just remain in the racing crouch and tell them you've done your back in.....only prob with that it sticks in your belly button...Hmmm
:eek: Sticks in your belly button! :eek: Oh I forgot it is winter over there.
I forgot about shrinkage :O Us Ozzies have to watch out the bald headed gentleman does'nt get wind burn and sun burn when he's out there looking around.:thumb:
 

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:eek: Sticks in your belly button! :eek: Oh I forgot it is winter over there.
I forgot about shrinkage :O Us Ozzies have to watch out the bald headed gentleman does'nt get wind burn and sun burn when he's out there looking around.:thumb:
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:eek: Sticks in your belly button! :eek: Oh I forgot it is winter over there.
I forgot about shrinkage :O Us Ozzies have to watch out the bald headed gentleman does'nt get wind burn and sun burn when he's out there looking around.:thumb:
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:plus1: bwahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
 

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Us Ozzies have to watch out the bald headed gentleman does'nt get wind burn and sun burn when he's out there looking around.:thumb:
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: I officially love this thread :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
 
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