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" smiling like a blowfly coming out of a shithouse"
 

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AND "as flash as a rat with a gold tooth"
 

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"Go for the ugly early and you’ll never go home alone".
 

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Gone like a fart in a fan factory. (I think that was yours Macca :) )

Worthless as tits on a boar hog.

sharp as a bowling ball

dumber than a bag of hammers

up shitcreek with no paddle

fubar (f'ed up beyond all recognition)
 

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Gone like a fart in a fan factory. (I think that was yours Macca :) )
Yeah it was mate. :rotfl: Here's another one I like. I hope not to offend anyone with this.


"Sweating like a paedophile at a Wiggles concert".
 

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One Mom used on me alot, "The road to hell is paved with good intentions."
Thanks Mom, you've been gone for 27 years but I still remember.
 

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As blind as a welder's dog.
 

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As full as a butchers pup.
 

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From Murphy's Laws of Combat:

Don't draw fire it irritates those around you.

Incoming fire has the right of way.

Never share a fighting position with anyone braver than you.:patriot:
 

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Well, better late than never.

You can't shine shyt. (My favorite, because my uncle was a master plumber and when I was young, I thought he spoke from experience.)

If I got a nickel every time I heard that, I'd be a millionaire.

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

A picture is worth a thousand words.
 

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As rough as hessian underpants.
 

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Forum idioms

Add insult to injury

Fight at the drop of a hat

Barking up the wrong tree

It takes two to tango

Kill two birds with one stone (mod speak)

Not playing with a full deck

Steal someone's thunder

Your guess is as good as mine :rotfl:
 

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French Benefits.

...For All Intensive Purposes.

As sure as God made green apples...

I can't see that through binos
 
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