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From Murphy's Laws of Combat:

Don't draw fire it irritates those around you.

Incoming fire has the right of way.

Never share a fighting position with anyone braver than you.:patriot:
You forgot, "If the enemy is in range, so are you".

(Unless you're in an M1 on a seek and destroy mission looking for Iraqi tanks, then never mind, you're not in range)
 

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Stupid is as stupid does. (My favorite from Forest Gump.)
Went over like a fart in a church pew in the middle of Sunday mass.
DILLIGAF (Do I Look Like I Give A F%ck)
Dumber than a box of rocks
Uglier than a bag of smashed @ss holes
Crazier than a bag of cats
Colder than a well diggers @ss
Harder than herding cats
You can’t fix stupid
 

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One pickle short of a picnic.
Go piss up a tree.
Pee on your pee raid.
**** if I know?
Dick my suck!
They're all pink inside.
You talk'in to me?
Ask somebody who cares.
No ****?
Who da?
Yo Momma!
 

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I forgot about "Looks like 10 pounds of sh*t in a 5 pound bag" :rotfl:
 

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I already said that one... :shades:
Sorry, must've missed it. :smilebig:

3 favorites of one of my A&P instructors:

1. Hotter than 2 dogs f***ing.

2.Colder than a naughty girls heart.

3. Harder than a wedding c**k.

Sad thing is, I remember more of his sayings than I do about AC electrical.
 

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:D :clap:
 

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Discussion Starter #50 (Edited)
French Benefits.

...For All Intensive Purposes.

As sure as God made green apples...

I can't see that through binos
for all intents and purposes*

when i tell people about my alpinestars textile i tell them its hand woven from the fur of a tigers nut sack.
 

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I know what it's suppose to be, Kevin... :rotfl:
 

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My dear old dad used to say
"it's that muddy you could bog a duck out there".
 

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A helicopter is a tight flying formation of loose parts.

Any landing you can walk away from is a good one.

It doesn't matter who leads the most laps, only who leads the last one.

To finish first, you must first finish.

And since the Indy 500 is next Sunday:
"If everything seems under control, you're not going fast enough."-Mario Andretti.
 

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Sir Jack Brabham had this famous saying, which was that he would always try and win a race at the slowest possible speed.
 

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-You can take it to the bank.
-As good as gold.
-Peace in the Middle East (apropos, since Pres Trump is there now)
-As blind as a bat
-If I tell you that a duck could pull a truck, then shut up and hook the sucka up.
 
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