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Damn, never thought I'd see another Aussie beat me to 954 posts...

So, what happens when chain gets a CBR998/1000/whatever?

Or better yet, what if his next bike is a honda CBR929RR??? Bwahahahahah


Z...
 

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Zeeman :

Damn, never thought I'd see another Aussie beat me to 954 posts...

So, what happens when chain gets a CBR998/1000/whatever?

Or better yet, what if his next bike is a  honda CBR929RR??? Bwahahahahah


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Z.......it wasn't even close! Our buddy ratter is going to need another keyboard soon at this pace! MY GOD RATTER! Please step away from the keyboard and put your hands behind your head!
 

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Hey Z, a 2003 r/b 954 avitar just went by you. You've just been lapped by ratter!
 

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Zeeman :

Damn, never thought I'd see another Aussie beat me to 954 posts...

So, what happens when chain gets a CBR998/1000/whatever?

Or better yet, what if his next bike is a  honda CBR929RR??? Bwahahahahah


Z...
We like you too Zee, but we really dig seeing Ratter's avatar all the time.

Rock on Rat!
 

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I heard a really shocking Aussie joke t'other day. Very, very funny but a bit near the knuckle for mixed company.

Want to hear it?
 

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Zeeman :

Damn, never thought I'd see another Aussie beat me to 954 posts...

So, what happens when chain gets a CBR998/1000/whatever?

Or better yet, what if his next bike is a  honda CBR929RR??? Bwahahahahah


Z...
Mate..........
Went past you while you were in the pits, you need to do some serious keyboard time to get in front, and judging by your past record, it will probably take you........................ about 2 days
 

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OK, you asked for it. Women, avert your eyes now.


Think Australian............

Sheila the Aussie housewife got out of the shower
and slipped over on the bathroom floor.

Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards, she
somehow slipped, did the splits and suctioned
herself to the floor.

She yelled out for her husband Bruce. 'Bruce!
Bruce!' she yelled.

Bruce came running in. 'Bruce, I've bloody suctioned
myself to the floor' she said.

'Strewth!' Bruce said and tried to pull her up.
'You're stuck fast girl. I'll go across the road and
get Cobba' (his mate).

They came back and they both tried to pull her up.
'No way. We can't do it' Cobba said 'Lets try Plan B.'

'Plan B?' exclaimed Bruce. 'What's that'?

'I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we'll
break the tiles under her.' Replied Cobba

'Spot on' Bruce said. 'While your doing that, I'll
stay here and play with her tits.'

'Play with her tits'? Cobba said, 'Not exactly a
good time for that mate?'

'No' Bruce replied,

'But I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can
slide her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so
expensive'
 
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