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I bought a new GMC Sierra and returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work.

The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'
Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road
Again' came from the speakers.

Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant
'Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time
I'd say, 'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my
new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid them.

I yelled, 'Ass Holes!'

Immediately the Iranian National Anthem began to play, sung
by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael
Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al
Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on
tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and
Ted Kennedy On Scotch.

Damn, I LOVE this truck!:thumb:
 

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I bought a new GMC Sierra and returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work.

The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'
Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road
Again' came from the speakers.

Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant
'Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time
I'd say, 'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my
new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid them.

I yelled, 'Ass Holes!'

Immediately the Iranian National Anthem began to play, sung
by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael
Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al
Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on
tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and
Ted Kennedy On Scotch.

Damn, I LOVE this truck!:thumb:
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: BRILLIANT !!!! You do come out with some right pearlers butty !!! Cant rep you at the moment tho:(
 

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HEY!I got the same stereo in my car! I was driving to the store for a pack of smokes when my car got egged. I yelled "Facking kids" and Micheal Jackson started playing all of a sudden. :rotfl: I think it has a few bugs to work out. :idunno:
 

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HEY!I got the same stereo in my car! I was driving to the store for a pack of smokes when my car got egged. I yelled "Facking kids" and Micheal Jackson started playing all of a sudden. :rotfl: I think it has a few bugs to work out. :idunno:

Now THAT'S funny.:rotfl:
 

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HAHAHA! Yea, thats some awesome stuff... I was in a customers car at Pep Boys and I said Slipknot and Wait & Bleed came on... I thought it was cool, so I said Kid Rock and Cowboy came on so I said Insane Clown Posse and freakin Let's Go All The Way came on!! I was like SWEEEETTTTT!!!
 

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HEY!I got the same stereo in my car! I was driving to the store for a pack of smokes when my car got egged. I yelled "Facking kids" and Micheal Jackson started playing all of a sudden. :rotfl: I think it has a few bugs to work out. :idunno:
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Thats feckin brilliant :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
 

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I believe that "Ass Holes" group is one of the listed receivers of large sums of money in that "RECOVERY" bill that is floating around the House and Senate!
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I bought a new GMC Sierra and returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work.

The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'
Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road
Again' came from the speakers.

Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant
'Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time
I'd say, 'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my
new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid them.

I yelled, 'Ass Holes!'

Immediately the Iranian National Anthem began to play, sung
by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael
Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al
Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on
tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and
Ted Kennedy On Scotch.

Damn, I LOVE this truck!:thumb:
you are owed some rep...
 
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