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yes, they are hairy like animal.. just think about that the next time you make a sandwich on the counter.. ummmm fly juice.. yumm..
 

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How large are the fly's appendages? If large then yes indeed you are witnessing porn. If normal fly size then it's just regular sex and I'm sure at least half are disappointed!
 

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How large are the fly's appendages? If large then yes indeed you are witnessing porn. If normal fly size then it's just regular sex and I'm sure at least half are disappointed!
:rotfl: :rotfl: Will dig out the magnifying glass* I have laying round here some where and take a peek.. I havent noticed any girl flies buzzing round with big grins on their faces.. So we obviously dont have the 'John Holmes' fly in the house

*Flies are after all tiny beasties, and their appendages will be a comparable size to their bodies
 

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Can flies grin? How do they know if they've made each other happy?:confused:

Do they care?

Do i for that matter?:rotfl:

With any luck they'll be a trifle tired now, head outside for a post coital fag, and leave your house alone. If not there's already RAID!

Happy spraying:guns:
 

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try lighting it - never fails to work.

Flame thrower or grenade - choice is yours:bomb: :bomb:

Could've done with either a minute ago when a nasty spider decided to climb the wall. Wasn't invited, didn't stay long!
 

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There's nothing quite like creating your own fun - and to involve the kids - even better!!

Any other strange games you wish to share?
rabbit russian roulette perhaps??!
 

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I like when the spiders hang down form the ceiling on my patio. I play a little spider T-Ball with the kids wiffle ball bat.
Thats one way to get the house re-decorated :thumb:

Have you guys ever seen or used them blue electronic fly killers? If yes, do they work (I blew my sister-in-law's one up by accident when flicking water - her fault for putting it above the sink ;) )
 

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Wait I got an idea. Put your helmet on flip up the visor and run around real fast. Seems like everytime I flip my visor up I kill a bug with my face.:eyebrows:
 

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Thats one way to get the house re-decorated :thumb:

Have you guys ever seen or used them blue electronic fly killers? If yes, do they work (I blew my sister-in-law's one up by accident when flicking water - her fault for putting it above the sink ;) )
While this works a treat, nothing provides quite the satisfaction of a can of hair spray and a zippo. It won't hurt the pets either... as long as you don't aim it at them anyway:thumb:
 

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Kazza, I see your from Northamptonshire - I have a sister that lives in NN3 (not far from Billing - where she works too)
Hi Twincam,
I'm in Towcester, near N'ton - pronounced toaster. Always wanted to name my house 'breville sanwich of..' but never got round to it!
 

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Hi Twincam,
I'm in Towcester, near N'ton - pronounced toaster. Always wanted to name my house 'breville sanwich of..' but never got round to it!
Drive past you nearly every day kazza....
now I must dig out the sandwich toaster!*:yumyum:

*toasted sarnies all week.. then it'll be thrown back in cupboard for years ...again (as is the fate of all sandwich toasters)
 

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Drive past you nearly every day kazza....
now I must dig out the sandwich toaster!*:yumyum:

*toasted sarnies all week.. then it'll be thrown back in cupboard for years ...again (as is the fate of all sandwich toasters)
I have led a deprived life and never owned a sandwich toaster:crying:

I do believe many years back i put one on my wedding list and no b*****d bought me one. At least i would have had something to show for it when it all came to an end! :rotfl: Think i got a fondue set (not on the list) which was never used. At least a sandwich toaster would have been loved briefly!

Don't forget to wave as you go past!!:hi:
 

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I have led a deprived life and never owned a sandwich toaster:crying:
You just haven't lived untill you've sampled the culinary delight of toasted sarnies (and burnt you're tounge on the furnace hot filling:rotfl: )

Don't forget to wave as you go past!!:hi:
will do...

.... when you see a big white van Illegally parked in towcester, that'll be me
 

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You just haven't lived untill you've sampled the culinary delight of toasted sarnies (and burnt you're tounge on the furnace hot filling:rotfl: )
SSB what the heck are sarnies?

Edit: I googled it and found pigskin sarnies from Thailand. It looked like a Hogie, Sub , Fancy $7 dollar sandwhich, but with yummuy yummy pig skin.

Furnace hot filling.. sounds like every chicken pot pie I've had. Actually they're like molten lava inside. After the first bite your mouth is so burnt you can't taste it anyways. HMMMM Maybe they do that on pourpose so it could taste like s#!te and you still would eat it. (Damn you Marie Calender's and your taste bud conspiracy):rotfl: .
 

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SSB what the heck are sarnies?
Shame on you:nono:

not knowing what sarnies are!!

sarnie (plural Sarnies)
(UK, Informal) a sandwich (two pieces of bread with filling..Named after its inventor, the Earl of Sandwich*)

*quoted as saying I wanted to be remembered for boots like wellington, not for a manky bit of meat between two slices of bread, Oh well... at least i've not been remembered for a S.T.D. like old Lord Chlamydia
 
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