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I am Mr.PAULSON BENSON the elder son of late Mr.JAMES BENSON of Zimbabwe. I got your contact address from the South African Chambers of Commerce and Industry please don't worry. During the current crises against
the farmers of Zimbabwe by the supporters of our President Robert Mugabe to claim all the white owned farms in my country,

he ordered all the white farmers to surrender their farms to his party members and their followers. My father was one of the biggest farmers in the country and although a black indegene, he did not support the
President?s political ideology.Therefore, the president?s supporters invaded my father?s farm burnt down everything, killed him and confiscated all his investments. After the death of my father, my mother and I together with my younger brother decided to move out of Zimbabwe for the safety of our lives. On our departure from Zimbabwe,we took along with us some money which my father kept in the safe in my mother?s custody which amounted to the sum of US$15,000,000.00 (FIFTEEN MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS) to the Republic of South Africa where we have deposited it as personal
valuables in a private security company and sought for political asylum. My
mother has suggested and I agree that we have to further move out of the African continent to overseas for actual safety and to do reliable business investments.

Therefore we have decided that I should contact any reliable overseas
person/firm/company who could assist us to transfer this money out of South Africa through a current investment account because as refugees we
are not allowed to operate any account exceeding US$2,000(Two Thousand US Dollars). So we need your help to come down to South Africa to open a bank account through which we can transfer this money to your country.If
my proposal is considered, for assisting us to Transfer this money to your country, we unanimously agree to offer you 20% of the total
fund,5% will be for any expenses that may be incuured during the
transaction ,75% will be for me and my family to invest in your country under
your assistance.

For detailed information, you can contact me on my direct line TEL :
EMAIL=[email protected]
EMAIL=[email protected]





Oh my, who wants to help me help this man. I am worried that he will not receive his money:eek:

14,390 Posts
phobiaphobe said:
Fuck I get these things every day. I read them for the entertainment value.
That's because more Canadiens respond.

6,731 Posts
In the past few weeks, I've gotten an unusually high number of these types of things. Jeez. Does anyone still fall for that crap?

11,499 Posts
CHINA 100031.
Dear Sir/Madam,
We are a production, import and export company searching for representatives who can help us establish a medium of getting to our customers from Canada,America and Europe as well as making payments through you to us.
We have taken a dominant position in the fast-growing market for equipment used for manufacturing organic light-emitting diode (OLED). A major challenge in the OLED equipment market is a lack of standardization. Every piece of OLED manufacturing gear is custom-made even if the manufacturer offers a set menu of features and options. This is due to the fact that OLED processes vary greatly and are not optimized; therefore, panel makers need special adjustments as well as built-in flexibility for the inevitable changes that are still occurring in the market.

We can negotiate the mode of payment for goods and services subject to your satisfaction. Be well informed that as a representative, your area of business should NOT be a hindrance or the possesion of a company. As you can assist mainly in facilitating collection of payments through you to us for a percentage reward.

Thank you.
Mr.Harry Thomas.
General Manager

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Here's the latest one I've received...:rolleyes:

Jonas Dole
Federal Airport Authority
Rep.Du Benin
Personal Email: [email protected]

My Dear Friend.

Please there is no time to waste as this transaction demands urgent
attention. I am convinced that you have received a lot of business proposals
from Africa, each indicating one benefit or the other, to the extent that you
are confused now to know who you will deal with because of the activities of
impostors in the world today. My dear friend, if you can be patient enough I
implore you to give us a trial and after 14 (fourteen)
working days of our active participation you did not achieve your aim of
doing this business with us, please call it a quit.

I am Jonas Dole, the Chairman contract award committee in the Federal Airport
Authority of Cotonou, Benin Republic. In the year 2004 my colleagues and I
inflated a contract awarded to an Israelis Company to supply computer and
detective equipments in our International airport. The original contractors
have received their final payments due to them on 21st April 2005
accordingly, leaving the inflated amount (USD$4.5Million)
in an account with ECO BANK PLC Cotonou, Republic du Benin which we want
you now to stand and claim on our behalf as a sub-contractor to the Original
company (Israelis company) since the nature of our work/Civil Service code of
conduct of our Country, Republic Du Benin does not permit us to have such
amount of money or own a company while in service.

We have planned the mode of payment of this money (USD$4.5million) to you to
be by certified bank draft to quicken the transaction as well as overcome all
the bottleneck payment policies/requirements of this country.

Please to be honest, I did not know you in any way. I just came across your
address in my desperate search for a reliable person who is not known to my
colleagues. If it interests you to do this business with us kindly get back
to me via my alternate e-mail address:
([email protected]). We have promised to give you 30% of the total
money if you will claim this bank draft on our behalf. Be informed that the
nature of your work does not matter in this transaction as we have already
registered a company, IDEAL WEST AFRICAN SUPPLY PROJECTS LTD as the
subcontractor to the Israelis Company. You will be standing as the foreign
partner/beneficiary of the IDEAL WEST AFRICAN SUPPLY PROJECTS LTD that owns
the outstanding balance of USD4.5MILLION. All we want is your willingness to
co- operate with us and a firm promise to assist us to invest our own part of
the fund in your country under your supervision and care.

I await your response to give you more clues on how to claim the certified
bank draft for submission to your bank for immediate cash payment. Note also
that there is no risk involved as we have all the necessary documents that
will enhance the claim of the fund by International Certified Bank Draft.

Mr. Jonas Dole
([email protected])

Esta es su firma!

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This guy is sorry to bulge on me.

From The Desk of: Mr. Philip Moore
First Bank of Nigeria
Lagos, Nigeria.

Dear Sir/Madam,

I am so sorry to bulge on you like this without knowing you prior to
this day but I employ you to please read this mail because it has immense
financial benefits for the both of us.

I am Mr. Philip Moore of first bank of nig
Nigeria, Lagos Branch. I got your contact on my private search on the
Internet and I listed your name amongst four other names and prayed
over them and decided to contact you directly.

I have a very urgent and confidential business proposition for you and
for our overall mutual interest. On December 6 1999,an American oil
consultant/contractor with theNigerian National Petroleum Corporation
Mr. Henry Gardner made a numbered time (fixed )deposit for twelve
calendar months, valued at USD$25,000,000.00(twenty five-million dollars) in
branch. Upon maturity, I sent a routine notification to his forwarded
address but got no reply. After a month we sent a reminder and finally
we discovered from his contract employers NNPC that Mr. thomas died in an
automobile accident.

On further investigation, I found out that he did not leave a WILL and
all attempts to trace his next of kin were fruitless. I therefore made
further investigation and discovered that Mr. Henry did not declare any next
kin in all his official documents, including his bank deposit paperwork.

This sum USD$25,000,000.00 is still floating in the bank and the
interest is being rolled over with the principal sum at the end of each
year. No
one will come forward to claim it. According to Nigerian Laws, atthe
expiration of 7 (seven) years, the money will revert to the ownership of the
Nigeria government if nobody applies to claim the funds. Consequently, my pr
oposal is that I will like you as a foreigner to stand in as a next of kin
Mr.Henry Gardner. This is simple.

1)I will like you to provide me immediately with your full names &
address so that an attorney will prepare the necessary documents and
affidavits, which will put you as next of kin.

2)We shall employ the services of an attorney for drafting &
notarization of the WILL and obtain the necessary documents and letter of
probate/administration in your favor for the transfer.

3)A bank account in any part of the world, which you will provide to
facilitate the transfer of this money to you as the beneficiary. The
money will be paid into your account for us to share in the ratio of 60% for
me and 40% for you, which we will both sign and agree to, by a Memorandum
of Understanding (M.O.U) before we proceed with the transfer of the money
to you.

There is no risk at all as the attorney will do the paperwork for
this transaction and with my position as the branch manager guarantees the
successful execution of this transaction. If you are interested, please
reply immediately via this private Email: [email protected] Upon your
response, I shall then provide you with more details and relevant
documents that will help you understand.

PLEASE OBSERVE UTMOST CONFIDENTIALITY, and be rest assured that this
would be most profitable for both of us because I shall require your
assistance to invest my share in your country. Awaiting your urgent reply
via this
email below, please save me the anxiety of endless waiting.Remember to reply
to :[email protected]

God bless you as you do.


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I get a lot of these gems too. Why would I even want a 12 inch penis?

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11,499 Posts
This is just weak... good concept, terrible execution:

Good afternoon, unfortunately some processings have been cracked by hackers,
so a new secure code to protect your data has been introduced by visa.

You should check your card balance and in case of suspicious transactions immediately contact your card
issuing bank.

If all transactions are alright, it doesn't mean the card is not lost and cannot be used. Probably, your card
issuers have not updated information yet.
That is why we strongly recommend you to visit our web-site and update your profile, otherwise we cannot
guarantee stolen money repayment.
Thank you for your attention.

Click here and update your profile

12,773 Posts
phobiaphobe said:
This guy is sorry to bulge on me.

...I am so sorry to bulge on you like this without knowing you prior to
this day but I employ you to please read...
apparently he also employs you. tell him you haven't recieved your paycheck yet and Mr. Lumbergh told you talk to payroll and payroll told you talk to Mr. Lumbergh and you still haven't recieved your paycheck.

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Is it just me or did the email say that it was Confidential? Due to the fact that you showed this to all of us, you are now required to give me exactly $14 so that I may contact this poor individual and tell him/her/it of the situation. Do not hesitate, for you will be putting more people at risk!

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I received this on the other day. Talk about bad luck. This story involves not only the Swiss Air plane crash off Nova Scotia but also the tsunami of twelve months ago. Kind of hard to belive it could happen but it's all here in black and white so must be true.


I am Bar. Robert Malcolm, an attorney at law, the personal Attorney to Mr. William nelson,a national of your country the Chief Executive/President of Kutner Associates Company in London. On the 3rd of September 1998, my client, his wife and their only child were involved in Swiss-Air that crashed in the sea off the coast of Nova Scotia, see details: All passengers/crew of the plane unfortunately lost their lives. Since then I have made several enquiries to locate any of my clients extended relatives, as his son to whom he willed his assets was also involved in the accident. After these several unsuccessful attempts, I eventually came across one of Mr. William’s distant cousins who resided in Indonesia. We commenced the process, but unfortunately, he lost his life in the recent Tsunami Disaster, which claimed over 175,000 people, barely 2 weeks after we met. Bewildered by this occurrence, and coupled with the fact that it's not compulsory that the next-of-kin must be a blood relation to the deceased, since the next-of-kin can be anybody, your friend or organization (Charity Organization).

I have contacted you to assist me retrieving the funds in a certain investment account of his valued at about $18,500,000.00 (Eigteen Million Five Hundred United State Dollars only) left behind by my client before they got confiscated or declared unserviceable by the Finance House where these huge deposits were lodged. Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives, I now seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased since you are from the same country. Upon my receipt of your positive response, we shall then discuss the necessary modalities.

I have all necessary legal documents that can be used to back up your claim as the next-of-kin, all I require is your honest co-operation to enable us see this transaction through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.

Please get in touch with me immediately you acknowledge the good receipt of this mail via return mail or call me on my Direct Phone NO: + 44 207 7484344, Anticipating your prompt response.

Best Regards,
Bar. Robert Malcolm(Esq)
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